A regular columnist for the Jelly Gazette, Amuseables Chilli Pepper always knows what’s cooking. He’s got the latest on rising stars, behind-the-scenes scoops, and who’s been spotted where (case in point: Dorit Duckling, snapped with top model Fou Fou Peacock; tipped as the next big name in modelling).

His scarlet fur and soft stem are everywhere, and, with a habit of “overhearing” things in the queue for coffee, he’s first with the news and proud of it.

Got a tip? He’s all ears – and always happy to credit his sources!